Once More Unto The Breach

Lets play a game. What are the chances of the following things happening tomorrow night?

At least 70 Senators show up tomorrow.
There are no points of order during the entire meeting.
The guest speaker takes less than half an hour.
Cecil Duffie grunts.
Sam Miorelli doesn't speak during public debate.
Sam doesn't speak about himself at all.
Kevin Reilly shows up.
Kevin's pants are on fire at some point in the meeting.
Yooni Yi shows up.
Yooni talks about something besides Outfit Alachua.
Kellie Dale gets through an entire meeting without getting flustered.
Paul Drayton shows up.
Someone gives a lengthy goodbye speech.
Someone is called a tool.
Someone is called an obsrtuctionist or a nussance
Someone talks about the blogs.
All of the second readings are passed by acclamation.

I'm going with 32%, 3%, 15%, 100%, 5%, 0%, 72%, 5%, 39%, 47%, 9%, -8%, 97%, 63%, 22%, 56%, and 85%.

Your thoughts?